Review - Ice Cream Man (2026)

Directed by: Eli Roth

Starring: Ari Millen, Charlie Zeltzer, Shiloh O'Reilly

Go Horror Rating: D

Fucking atrocious. It's not even fun-atrocious like the movie 'Cooties' or something of the sort, it's insultingly bad. I'm mad because every review warned me that it was bad and I watched it anyway. I wish I had the Neuralyzer from MiB so I can forget the entire ordeal. We also have to stop pretending that Roth is a good director/producer/actor or whatever. He deserves his cake for Hostel, Green Inferno and even Knock Knock but since the late 2010's he's progressively gotten worse. Don't watch this movie unless you're having a great day and for some reason want to ruin it.