Review - Corporate Retreat (2026)

Directed by: Aaron Fisher

Starring: Alan Ruck, Odeya Rush, Ashton Sanders

Go Horror Rating: C

We're slapping a 'C' on this because we honestly don't even know if we liked or didn't like it. Some of it was just so unbelievably shit and some of it was totally acceptable so rather than try to get any deeper, we're leaving it smack-dab in the middle.

If you go into this movie treating it like a toddler treats their day-to-day life, you'll have a fine time. 'I want a peanut butter sammch and let's colour on the couch and let's look at the garbage truck and I want to jump on a carrot and I want to play hide and seek but only if we both hide behind this specific lamp... and I want a plum on my sammich too' That's it, that's basically how this movie was directed. Some weird-ass Saw clone mixed with a lazy revenge angle didn't even have the actors convinced. Awkward touchy-feeling stuff, machine guns, gore that made no sense, and maybe the worst plot for a horror movie this year. But I'll be damned if I didn't sit through the whole thing and still feel like I'm mildly glad I watched it.